I love Cheetos! Don’t tell anyone (I think I already did), but I really do LOVE Cheetos! They are not good for me at all. Crammed with fats, salt and processed starches, they are the ULTIMATE bad food. I never eat Cheetos around anyone, and especially never at work, because Cheetos turn my fingers orange and that is highly embarrassing and unhygienic. Generally, I only eat Cheetos when I “steal” a few from my kids. I tell them it is their “kiddie tax” and that I am owed a certain percentage of the contents of their Cheetos bag.
Continued in the book — Open This Book & Say “Ahhh!”